She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
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I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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