Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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