Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
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Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize