is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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