he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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