seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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