is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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