Dual....:-)
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
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She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
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I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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