I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
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