Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
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Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
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I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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