We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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