I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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