summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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