It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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