ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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