We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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