awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.