How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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