i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome