We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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