haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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