have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
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just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
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idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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