Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
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you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
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We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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