Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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