you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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