i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
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Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
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He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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