I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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