It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I bet he comes in French.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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