I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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