The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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