Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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