Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
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Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
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Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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