if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Randomize
