Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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