Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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