She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
The power of my boobs compel you
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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