So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I need to calm my uterus...
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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