I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
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Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
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Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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