I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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