My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
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like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
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the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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