i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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