so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
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