alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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