It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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