we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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