Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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