I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
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Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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