Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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