Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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