This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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