So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
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My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
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I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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