Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I pour the whiskey from now on
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Randomize
